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My name is Steven and Im from Wolverhampton - city and team.
I will now tell you about my two lodgers from Bulgaria.
I am a student in Birmingham - studying corporate law . I work as an intern at a prestigious firm , but her mother decided to help by taking tenants home. We wanted to be white , not to be reckoned with cultural differences . There were candidates , but I picked two Bulgarians . Seemed credible . Paid two months rent (800 pounds) with all sorts of notes, coins and $ 17 on the course. They were dressed in branded sportswear ( one even had a leather jacket connec sweatshirt ) , but apparently she had been shorted tight.
In the evening we invited them to eat with us. Mother had made my favorite beef . Bulgarians brought a bottle of pale yellowish liquid . Cried his brandy and I poison. Drank and squeezed tight like further without shame . Mother was very pleased how much they liked the soup in. exam and all the beer , and I was stocked for a week. In surprisingly good English thanked her for dinner , helped the dike on the table and went down to his room downstairs - tomorrow were to work in the canning factory.
I forgot to tell you their names - Alexander and George . Then I realized that the Bulgarians had two first names - a passport and such for the people . So my people are actually saying Alex and Bob . What a strange thing . But had nicknames - Alex and Bob Trunk Owl . Not actually used their third first name, and turned to each other with names such as : huyo , Peder , laynyo , bro , Schlep ... and many others. other . Bulgarians were initially very quiet and somewhat anxious . I saw them only to buy bread and bulyoncheta .
But when I took my first paycheck - shock, a complete change and realized the entire neighborhood . Drunk is brutally weird music. On Sunday, we invited the mother of Bulgarian lunch. We were warned not to eat breakfast . At 12:00 I knocked on their door .
Open the trunk, was unpleasantly surprised that we arrived on time . Said to sabuem shoes.
Order me to pull off in his own home , he is moved in Bulgaria in what go ! How is to pull off . We went to sit down , but it turned out that there were problems for us - that you wash , you bring it .
A legally salad most insane way - cut the lettuce into small pieces and then throw it in the bowl has leaked from her water! ? Put inside turnips and cucumbers - madness. Then poured inside a stable amount of oil and vinegar , put a handful of salt and mix. T
he other had moved out of the window grill and earning huge balls filled with minced meat, bread , onions and parsley - another folly. At one oclock we sat down , drew from his disgusting alcoholic brew . Mother a lot and like brandy with salad . Not to me . What a freak , they were so happy and do not care of my reticent behavior. Blowing music , singing , talking loudly , laugh loudly mother stories - had fun . One with minced meat was fantastic ( I forgot his name ), but ate only one of anger . I hated them , some poor people came to pushing from the other side of the world that you are happy. I am the representative of the British Empire m not happy , and these Eastern geeks you ! Day Bulgarians went like this: morning are nervous and make ( might start a fight ) , arranged and clean room , then go to work at the last minute . Returned in the evening with a great atmosphere and a few bags of food and as he says " back drinking - a booze fear them not to do . Bathe quickly and then cooked. Everything is organized to the second - by law, must be seated at nine. The fun begins with metal and ends with their TV Planet . Do not watch movies , play games not just talk and laugh at its simplicity . Idiots hated them . In his day off circled area with its newly cooler . Go home tired but happy drunk . Only on Sunday night is not poured , and watching television . Always cross the street in the yard diagonal - made path. Bass , a few meters less - morons . From where they met with the girls I do not know , but regularly leading ladies in the country. January Paki , Jan. Ukrainian or Polish . Chu * aha even local . Englishwomen you imagine .
I am hearing * 2-3 times a year and these losers each week , sometimes more. And it was sex or love, but it is alive * nd (as they call him ) - the girl almost as if it slaughtered - cries , groans , falling objects - well, that her mother is a little deaf . Then I saw how the girl out - like its been through universal catharsis . Tangling his legs shi * Anata their path and the Bulgarian happily scratching his belly after her. Sit on the bench in front of us , and from there goes another with his next bride . Im sick of these jerks . They know that the British have conquered this planet that the world speaks our language . They come to us unfortunates serve 60 -year statelet . Decided to investigate the failed Googled their short history. Back problem - these had their own country before nashataa . Beaten Avars, Khazars and Byzantines , and the latest cutting head for glasses because of the unsuitability of the glass sets for transporting horses. So over the centuries Bulgarians occupied with massacres and distillation onozhdane high alcohol products . *** Being a football fan is great. Excitement and fire before a game are unparalleled . All people are united by religion - our team . We are all equal before him. Love your cube to the grave - there is no divorce , death, or fluctuations in the levels of love - a love thats all . Sometimes you slip thought, if I was from Mann. United (for example) , how many more victories and successes I would have lived instead of where Wolves touring divisions . But that passes quickly , as it is welcome. I do not fucking care about success of other teams interested in me only my own . So one sunny Saturday fell at home to the most hated enemy West Brom . Pain is distinct from other types of spiritual suffering - you just very very stupid. Hooked as drisnya ( great Bulgarian word). I went home , and home was strangely quiet for the weekend. In Bulgaria abroad , but there was no trace of their usual downpour Saturday . I knocked on the door and unwittingly took off my shoes .
Open my George - Bob - Owl - Petrov Kozhuharov . Shout: " landlord (names do not exist for them) above the head, next time you fight ." I sat on the couch and looked around - the room was cleaned to a hospital, curtains washed, grout into the pits with a shiny expensive preparation , everything was arranged more than usual . Lubricated with a reduced wine and food preparations made . Tomorrow was the big match with their enemy - be prepared . Polyubopitstvah , whats this Bulgarian team . Whack , named for a man ! I quickly got into my room , I saw in the net when the game - I would keep my fingers crossed for their opponents , demek ( collar Bulgarian word) to gloat . On Sunday, they called me urgently to work, but I was following the live meeting in a site. The team with the name of a man lost - just flew , Id smash hilarious Bulgarians . I called direct taxes , I could not bring excitement , waiting for the bus. 120 pounds - Fuck them , as they say Balkan . I arrived , I paid , I went ... iron cold froze my body - Bulgarian singing. I had no nerves. Burst into their room , and they cheered . Screamed incoherently , why the fuck enjoy morons lower ... one stopped the music and said, " dick crushing defeat for us and dumb players do not matter , the only thing worth the glory brought by our fans , we are the club " ! Had no power - I wanted to die of shame , I wanted to be strong and different ...
I wanted to be Bulgarian. Those two bought Audi A6 99th production. Required took gasoline that and put gas ( gas as how I did not understand ) . Was full of gravel ( Bulgarian expression) - it flowed beneath various liquids , no mirrors, wipers, left headlight and bumper . The car was gone through and shot from the front. Bulgarians they were all the same - watching it with impressive pride. First wash - water mixed with automotive fluids, lawn us suddenly died. I was invited to participate in the repair . Died of fun - we need each other. We could not find a second hand glued or " Fanal " phone with one of us was not qualified , but for my people was not a problem , and now for me. Put brandy on the ceiling and fought side by side with the mechanical challenges. Hammer when he met my finger saying " facts " ... if this happened to one of the Bulgarians , he roared : " You stupid mother to fuck the fuck " and added: " in the ass to fuck " - Balkan did not assume that they might be blamed for his unfortunate action - hammer was to fuck . But this curse how relieved just how connected with the interstellar radiation , alleviating the algorithm of the human spirit. Summer I was invited to visit in Bulgaria . We were going to travel by car , which knows from where it was equipped with wipers, mirrors ( in different colors ) and everything else. Days I made plans where to go to look at the many sights . Bulgarians , however, said that there was nothing interesting in blatant settlements such as Paris , Vienna , etc. .. In their homeland was far more famous places. We traveled a total of 30 hours to their village in Bulgaria , stopping only to go to the toilet, fuel were loaded into containers of any Albanian in London. Greeted us like kings - hugs , kisses, tears in her eyes . Bass warm people - a handset I saw , and I rejoiced as if they had a child. Lightly drizzling , but we could not bathe because when Bulgaria rained spiral water, and when the time was the best, the current stopped - interesting. Anomalies such as those explained to me the hosts were unique to this country only in the solar or any other system. Example, not wishing to use the heating system and radiators to get out . TPP continues to charge you all sorts of "user " ( ! ) Fees and no universal power or God, stop it. We sat on long crowded Sofra . Music and let the fun begin. I hardly learned Bulgarian and I was super interesting to interact with these people. It turned out that my tenants had friends at home, but there was a local saying that drunk does not count - no problem being heard * ed in England. That evening, Audi sold 4,000 of their cash earnings. They gave me a thousand to where I slog with them - I was so proud. Named cat in my name - Stephen. Naturally they turned to him with his birth name, and called him Chefo . These were the best two weeks of my life. We ran all of my relatives , I met their friends - all looking at me like a prince . I met many Bulgarian girls - not like ours with round heads and bodies. Nurses are weak with elongated faces and large eyes of deer - no such beauty . I realized that the Bulgarian will become , but I wanted at least to get her husband out of their blood . Over the years, it was quite difficult , but once I was almost moved to Bulgaria , I did . She says Faith - typical Bulgarian - beautiful, witty and slightly curved . We live in London and have two sons - Kaloyan and Simeon . My Bulgarian friends still living with her mother , but no rent. Raised in the canning business and also have children. I am happy that I met them . When home run fountain unconsciously look if its raining ... - See more at: http://www.karmamissingpetnetwork.com/pet/212640#sthash.MfhZQifx.dpuf
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My name is Steven and Im from Wolverhampton - city and team.
I will now tell you about my two lodgers from Bulgaria.
I am a student in Birmingham - studying corporate law . I work as an intern at a prestigious firm , but her mother decided to help by taking tenants home. We wanted to be white , not to be reckoned with cultural differences . There were candidates , but I picked two Bulgarians . Seemed credible . Paid two months rent (800 pounds) with all sorts of notes, coins and $ 17 on the course. They were dressed in branded sportswear ( one even had a leather jacket connec sweatshirt ) , but apparently she had been shorted tight.
In the evening we invited them to eat with us. Mother had made my favorite beef . Bulgarians brought a bottle of pale yellowish liquid . Cried his brandy and I poison. Drank and squeezed tight like further without shame . Mother was very pleased how much they liked the soup in. exam and all the beer , and I was stocked for a week. In surprisingly good English thanked her for dinner , helped the dike on the table and went down to his room downstairs - tomorrow were to work in the canning factory.
I forgot to tell you their names - Alexander and George . Then I realized that the Bulgarians had two first names - a passport and such for the people . So my people are actually saying Alex and Bob . What a strange thing . But had nicknames - Alex and Bob Trunk Owl . Not actually used their third first name, and turned to each other with names such as : huyo , Peder , laynyo , bro , Schlep ... and many others. other . Bulgarians were initially very quiet and somewhat anxious . I saw them only to buy bread and bulyoncheta .
But when I took my first paycheck - shock, a complete change and realized the entire neighborhood . Drunk is brutally weird music. On Sunday, we invited the mother of Bulgarian lunch. We were warned not to eat breakfast . At 12:00 I knocked on their door .
Open the trunk, was unpleasantly surprised that we arrived on time . Said to sabuem shoes.
Order me to pull off in his own home , he is moved in Bulgaria in what go ! How is to pull off . We went to sit down , but it turned out that there were problems for us - that you wash , you bring it .A legally salad most insane way - cut the lettuce into small pieces and then throw it in the bowl has leaked from her water! ? Put inside turnips and cucumbers - madness. Then poured inside a stable amount of oil and vinegar , put a handful of salt and mix. T
he other had moved out of the window grill and earning huge balls filled with minced meat, bread , onions and parsley - another folly. At one oclock we sat down , drew from his disgusting alcoholic brew . Mother a lot and like brandy with salad . Not to me . What a freak , they were so happy and do not care of my reticent behavior. Blowing music , singing , talking loudly , laugh loudly mother stories - had fun . One with minced meat was fantastic ( I forgot his name ), but ate only one of anger . I hated them , some poor people came to pushing from the other side of the world that you are happy. I am the representative of the British Empire m not happy , and these Eastern geeks you ! Day Bulgarians went like this: morning are nervous and make ( might start a fight ) , arranged and clean room , then go to work at the last minute . Returned in the evening with a great atmosphere and a few bags of food and as he says " back drinking - a booze fear them not to do . Bathe quickly and then cooked. Everything is organized to the second - by law, must be seated at nine. The fun begins with metal and ends with their TV Planet . Do not watch movies , play games not just talk and laugh at its simplicity . Idiots hated them . In his day off circled area with its newly cooler . Go home tired but happy drunk . Only on Sunday night is not poured , and watching television . Always cross the street in the yard diagonal - made path. Bass , a few meters less - morons . From where they met with the girls I do not know , but regularly leading ladies in the country. January Paki , Jan. Ukrainian or Polish . Chu * aha even local . Englishwomen you imagine .
I am hearing * 2-3 times a year and these losers each week , sometimes more. And it was sex or love, but it is alive * nd (as they call him ) - the girl almost as if it slaughtered - cries , groans , falling objects - well, that her mother is a little deaf . Then I saw how the girl out - like its been through universal catharsis . Tangling his legs shi * Anata their path and the Bulgarian happily scratching his belly after her. Sit on the bench in front of us , and from there goes another with his next bride . Im sick of these jerks . They know that the British have conquered this planet that the world speaks our language . They come to us unfortunates serve 60 -year statelet . Decided to investigate the failed Googled their short history. Back problem - these had their own country before nashataa . Beaten Avars, Khazars and Byzantines , and the latest cutting head for glasses because of the unsuitability of the glass sets for transporting horses. So over the centuries Bulgarians occupied with massacres and distillation onozhdane high alcohol products . *** Being a football fan is great. Excitement and fire before a game are unparalleled . All people are united by religion - our team . We are all equal before him. Love your cube to the grave - there is no divorce , death, or fluctuations in the levels of love - a love thats all . Sometimes you slip thought, if I was from Mann. United (for example) , how many more victories and successes I would have lived instead of where Wolves touring divisions . But that passes quickly , as it is welcome. I do not fucking care about success of other teams interested in me only my own . So one sunny Saturday fell at home to the most hated enemy West Brom . Pain is distinct from other types of spiritual suffering - you just very very stupid. Hooked as drisnya ( great Bulgarian word). I went home , and home was strangely quiet for the weekend. In Bulgaria abroad , but there was no trace of their usual downpour Saturday . I knocked on the door and unwittingly took off my shoes .
Open my George - Bob - Owl - Petrov Kozhuharov . Shout: " landlord (names do not exist for them) above the head, next time you fight ." I sat on the couch and looked around - the room was cleaned to a hospital, curtains washed, grout into the pits with a shiny expensive preparation , everything was arranged more than usual . Lubricated with a reduced wine and food preparations made . Tomorrow was the big match with their enemy - be prepared . Polyubopitstvah , whats this Bulgarian team . Whack , named for a man ! I quickly got into my room , I saw in the net when the game - I would keep my fingers crossed for their opponents , demek ( collar Bulgarian word) to gloat . On Sunday, they called me urgently to work, but I was following the live meeting in a site. The team with the name of a man lost - just flew , Id smash hilarious Bulgarians . I called direct taxes , I could not bring excitement , waiting for the bus. 120 pounds - Fuck them , as they say Balkan . I arrived , I paid , I went ... iron cold froze my body - Bulgarian singing. I had no nerves. Burst into their room , and they cheered . Screamed incoherently , why the fuck enjoy morons lower ... one stopped the music and said, " dick crushing defeat for us and dumb players do not matter , the only thing worth the glory brought by our fans , we are the club " ! Had no power - I wanted to die of shame , I wanted to be strong and different ...
I wanted to be Bulgarian. Those two bought Audi A6 99th production. Required took gasoline that and put gas ( gas as how I did not understand ) . Was full of gravel ( Bulgarian expression) - it flowed beneath various liquids , no mirrors, wipers, left headlight and bumper . The car was gone through and shot from the front. Bulgarians they were all the same - watching it with impressive pride. First wash - water mixed with automotive fluids, lawn us suddenly died. I was invited to participate in the repair . Died of fun - we need each other. We could not find a second hand glued or " Fanal " phone with one of us was not qualified , but for my people was not a problem , and now for me. Put brandy on the ceiling and fought side by side with the mechanical challenges. Hammer when he met my finger saying " facts " ... if this happened to one of the Bulgarians , he roared : " You stupid mother to fuck the fuck " and added: " in the ass to fuck " - Balkan did not assume that they might be blamed for his unfortunate action - hammer was to fuck . But this curse how relieved just how connected with the interstellar radiation , alleviating the algorithm of the human spirit. Summer I was invited to visit in Bulgaria . We were going to travel by car , which knows from where it was equipped with wipers, mirrors ( in different colors ) and everything else. Days I made plans where to go to look at the many sights . Bulgarians , however, said that there was nothing interesting in blatant settlements such as Paris , Vienna , etc. .. In their homeland was far more famous places. We traveled a total of 30 hours to their village in Bulgaria , stopping only to go to the toilet, fuel were loaded into containers of any Albanian in London. Greeted us like kings - hugs , kisses, tears in her eyes . Bass warm people - a handset I saw , and I rejoiced as if they had a child. Lightly drizzling , but we could not bathe because when Bulgaria rained spiral water, and when the time was the best, the current stopped - interesting. Anomalies such as those explained to me the hosts were unique to this country only in the solar or any other system. Example, not wishing to use the heating system and radiators to get out . TPP continues to charge you all sorts of "user " ( ! ) Fees and no universal power or God, stop it.
We sat on long crowded Sofra . Music and let the fun begin. I hardly learned Bulgarian and I was super interesting to interact with these people. It turned out that my tenants had friends at home, but there was a local saying that drunk does not count - no problem being heard * ed in England. That evening, Audi sold 4,000 of their cash earnings. They gave me a thousand to where I slog with them - I was so proud. Named cat in my name - Stephen. Naturally they turned to him with his birth name, and called him Chefo . These were the best two weeks of my life. We ran all of my relatives , I met their friends - all looking at me like a prince . I met many Bulgarian girls - not like ours with round heads and bodies. Nurses are weak with elongated faces and large eyes of deer - no such beauty . I realized that the Bulgarian will become , but I wanted at least to get her husband out of their blood . Over the years, it was quite difficult , but once I was almost moved to Bulgaria , I did . She says Faith - typical Bulgarian - beautiful, witty and slightly curved . We live in London and have two sons - Kaloyan and Simeon . My Bulgarian friends still living with her mother , but no rent. Raised in the canning business and also have children. I am happy that I met them . When home run fountain unconsciously look if its raining ... - See more at: http://www.karmamissingpetnetwork.com/pet/212640#sthash.MfhZQifx.dpuf
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